penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

feminine penis holder

a thing of the male sex with a very feminine penis, almost vigina like

bro are you a feminine penis holder?

ya

sammmmme
can I see

by suckmeballs May 17, 2022

Awesome Penis Brother

When a man has sex with a woman who has had a lot of penis says you were awesome after sex.

Woman: That sex was awesome!
Man: Yes, I’m finally an Awesome Penis Brother!

by Dylan Mclaren Homie November 20, 2020

tony loves penis

tony loves penis and will suck on anything like 1 or more

tony loves penis

by potatolover3000 January 29, 2021

fuck sex penis cum

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by anonymous6496782 September 20, 2019

penis you in the head

if you tell some one "penis you in the head" you are telling him to go screw himself.

john: can i sleep at your house tonight?

bob: no! now penis you in the head!

by medalist October 19, 2004

Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.

Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.

by JaRknessd May 10, 2010