Raw Dog Champions

A list of whores that let you boink them without a condom and didn't give you any diseases

Dude, I went all skin deep in Shirley and no red dots this time! She's will definitely be added to the raw dog champions list!

by Dildo stuffer December 25, 2015

dog that caught the car

This is a person who has achieved his/her goal but doesn’t know what to do next.

After Jim Morrison had tired of being a rockstar, he was like the proverbial dog that caught the car: He didn’t know what to do next.

by Hot Writer January 31, 2020

Welfare Dog Breeder

A person who breeds dogs for thousands but begs for donations because they don’t have a job. They live off others hard earned money. They hoard animals and live in small houses. The dogs are a source of income solely to bring attention to themselves.

That welfare dog breeder took up donations to build a fence.

by wtf is wrong with people May 9, 2020

ya greasy dog

means you slippery cunt

fuck you ryan ya greasy dog

by harrison pusse eater October 21, 2020

Colombian corn dog

A penis that has been covered entirely with cocaine powder.

That coke head sheila at the club last night couldn't get enough of my colombian corn dog.

by M. Oxlong March 22, 2017

bull shit dog

A dog thats breed is mixed between a Shih Tzu and a Bull Dog. When it comes out, the name is "Bull Shit".

Friend: What type of dog you got there?

Me: I have the Bull Shit dog.

by meknowuuknowme November 17, 2017

5 dogs in a bathtub

When you shove your dick, both balls, and both fists in a girl's asshole.

Oh man, I just did 5 dogs in a bathtub with Stacy's dad last night. It was cadaverific.

by Mia Butthurts February 15, 2017