Lesbian Black Magic

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.

Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"

by LesbianBlackMagic May 27, 2011

Black Guy Flamethrower

When a man of African-American descent takes 4 aspirin and uses tabasco sauce (or in some instances barbeque sauce) as a lubricant for masturbation. Traditionally, if barbeque sauce is used, the barbeque sauce given in packets at McDonalds restaurants are preffered.

A Black Guy Flamethrower is a very hard task to accomplish, and is often a point of pride for those who achieve it.

"Hey, homie, I just gave myself a black guy flamethrower..."

"Really?!"

"Oh yeah, it burned like a mo'fo'..."

"We should tell Bernie! This is so exciting!"

by FubsyTheMario July 17, 2009

cuddly black guy

overweight, jolly black man that you wouldn't mind cuddling with. (in a heterosexual way of course)

Ruben Studdard and Forest Whitaker are cuddly black guys. Imagine cuddling between them. Yummy!

by tohellwithgeorgia May 13, 2005

Is It Because I'm Black?

Something a black person says when another race is being prejudice or stereotypical.

Non black person: You listen to 50 cent don't you?
Black person: Is it because I'm black?

by PseudonymMyWhiteButt March 19, 2019

mexican black tar

an expensive good type of heroin

Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar

by Bassmasta4lyfe June 27, 2006

black mamba

Thomas Pearson, Black Mamba

"Hey Black Mamba"
"Who's Black Mamba"
"Thomas Pearson is"

by MDK85 December 24, 2007

Black Belly Bash

When fat black chicks have a dance off!

Dude theres a Black belly bash going down, over there!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009