Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

National Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day!

It's national 'Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day’ starting on the 1st of January!

National Give Your Friend Thats A Girl Ur Hoodie Day!

by maddie h. January 9, 2022

That one friend

That one friend

That one friend: that one friend
Me: that one friend?
That one friend: that one friend?!

by Thatisonefriend January 27, 2022

National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022

Super best friend

A super best friend is just like a crush but to your bestie

Super best friend

by Gay_dinosaurs88 February 1, 2022

Throw Your Fascist Friend Day

February 4th is throw your fascist friend day.

heyy buddy guesss what today is Throw Your Fascist Friend Day, time to chuck u threw the stratosphere:)

by coomconnoisseur February 3, 2022

Boy Best Friend

A boy who is best friends with a girl who wants to have sex, but the female has no interest. Yet he does get the part of the relationships where she vents and cries to him.

Boy 1: Wait so your best friends with Jessica but your still not getting any play?
Boy 2: Yeah that's what I get for being the boy best friend. But she did tell me about how she broke up with chad yesterday.

by DownBadMan February 10, 2022