best friend 

A phrase used by teenage girls to refer to any person that they don't yet hate with the fiery passion of 1000 burning suns.

Male person: Who's your best friend?
Teenage girl: Sally.
Male person: Wait, wasn't Jared your best friend last week?
Teenage girl: He's my best friend too, but Sally's my BEST friend.
Male person: So what about Haley?
Teenage girl: Oh, she's my best BEST friend.
Male person: ... Okay, what about Susan?
Teenage Girl: Oh, HER. She WAS my best friend until she wore the same dress as me to Chris's party last week. Susan! Wearing the same dress as me to my best friend's party! I mean really!?
Male person: *walks away confused and with a drop of at least 5 points in his IQ level*

best friend by _Seekay October 6, 2010

Friend Zone 

Something you never want to happen to you.

Mike: She just friend zoned me.

Rob: Oh, that sucks.

Friend Zone by HeroOfBowerstone February 9, 2012

Friend Zone 

Probably the worst f**king place on this Earth. Happens normally to caring, nice guys. Girl examples are rare, but not unheard of. In most cases, the guy loves the girl, and cares about her greatly. However, due to this action, today's female will often see this as a friend-like behavior, or not realize the love he has for her. The male does everything for the girl, would always be there for her, and yet the girl doesn't seem to give two shits about his side of the story. He has continually listen to her moan and bitch about her asshole boyfriend, and how she wish she had a caring, nice one. This is normally where the male either excuses himself to go wallow in self pity, or explodes in anger at the female, confessing his love for the girl in the process. In this case, the talk usually ends with "You're a nice, caring guy, but you're more like a friend/brother to me." Which confuses the hell out of the guy, because she was just complaining about wanting a nice, caring boyfriend. All in all, a hell on earth for nice guys.

Girl: Oh my gosh Johnny, I don't understand why Bill is being such an asshole. I wish I could have a nice, caring boyfriend."

(example 1)Nice caring Johnny: "Well, I'm sure you'll find him someday." (Thinks: He could be sitting next to you...) "Hey, but I have to go wallow in self-pity in the friend zone--I mean wash the dishes."

(Example 2)Nice caring Johnny: "Oh my god Katelyn if you really wanted one, I could've been there! I have loved you for a long time, and I always have to hear you bitch about all of your asshole boyfriends, and I'm sick you you coming to me. If you wanted a caring boyfriend, I would gladly have been it. Why not give me a fucking chance?"

Girl: I'm sorry, you're a nice caring guy and all, but you're more like a friend/brother to me."

Nice caring Johnny: "WTF?! You make NO fucking sense bitch!"

Friend Zone by stupidBIOTCH October 22, 2012

I fight for my freinds 

To fight for the sole purpose of your freinds, even if there not with you or you don't have any.

Ike: I fight for my freinds.

Some Guy: Really can you tell me who they are?

Ike: .........

I fight for my freinds by DatClowndude August 18, 2010

friendster 

An internet networking site that no one goes on anymore as they've all moved to myspace...

The last time I logged into friendster was about 2 years ago..

friendster by Stratostreak December 20, 2006

The Friend zone 

a place far more worse than hell

Guy: hey wanna go out we been friends since a year
Girl:no were just friends sorry!!
Devil: Sorry hell is full go to the Friend zone

The Friend zone by your fellow Urban abuser October 26, 2018

friend scrounge 

when you spend your time looking for friends to add on facebook from your other friends profile by profile.

"Give it up man, you just can't friend scrounge enough to make 300"

friend scrounge by librarygirl August 23, 2011