dog that caught the car

This is a person who has achieved his/her goal but doesn’t know what to do next.

After Jim Morrison had tired of being a rockstar, he was like the proverbial dog that caught the car: He didn’t know what to do next.

by Hot Writer January 31, 2020

5 dogs in a bathtub

When you shove your dick, both balls, and both fists in a girl's asshole.

Oh man, I just did 5 dogs in a bathtub with Stacy's dad last night. It was cadaverific.

by Mia Butthurts February 15, 2017

Fapping in the dog water

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.

Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu

by HuboiPerez March 14, 2021

Dog 'N Log

Dog it and log it is a phrase in similar vain to such phrases as "bag it and tag it" or "hump it and dump it". In this case, a guy gets a dirty dog out with a chick, typically of a drunken nature, and subsequently records the details of said dogging in a log of some kind.

Bill took a seat in front of the fireplace of his personal library. After putting his glasses on, he logged the dirty details of the previous night's debaucherous encounter.

Bro 1: Yo bro, did you get the dog out with that whore Stacy last night?
Bro 2:Yea bro, I dogged it and logged it.
Both: Dog 'N Log!

by DogMaster3000 November 24, 2011

Wallis dog/hound

Wallis dog or Wallis hound is the new name for what is known as a basset hound, named after the bestest basset that has ever walked the Earth, the world shall now refer to basset hounds as Wallis dog.

Did you see that Wallis dog/hound on the street? It's ears are so big and cute

by IceVolt October 1, 2021

Raw Dog Champions

A list of whores that let you boink them without a condom and didn't give you any diseases

Dude, I went all skin deep in Shirley and no red dots this time! She's will definitely be added to the raw dog champions list!

by Dildo stuffer December 25, 2015

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015