Faggot Job

An occupation that is overwhelmingly dominated by traitor gay men, i.e. politicians and billionaires.

Anyone who says "black jobs" must have a faggot job, and anyone who says "faggot jobs" must be really pissed off at the niggers in charge.

by Publius0987 August 14, 2025

Job

Something that Tim doesn’t have

Tim doesn’t read English well so he can’t get a job.

by Hello_Drk July 20, 2018

Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Grump Job

A blow job performed with Game Grumps playing in the background instead of Netflix.

I gave my boyfriend the hottest Grump job during the Wind Waker let’s play last night

by Pink Rival December 12, 2018

Steve Jobs

The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.

“It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
“Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”

by outer spec February 29, 2024