poop

Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:

The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
"I just took a poop today"
"Poop is brown, mushy, and sometimes looks like a banana."

by Zap1300 August 11, 2021

poop juice

chocolate milk

i like drinking poop juice

by thisisntfrost May 5, 2019

Tasty Poop

When you like poop. There is mental die=sease and its start with c

Such Tasty Poop

by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021

Nesquik poops

It is a type of shit that is very hard to shit out and very small. It has his name because it looks like nesquik cereal

I hate it when I take nesquik poops

by Heta April 25, 2015

poop

the shit that comes out of your butt when you p o o p

poop people saying your a piece of shit

by diock October 16, 2021

Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Poop Viagra

Another word for industrial strength ass blast.

JB: Tonight, go out and shit on a few skanks. Tomorrow, you're a one poop man. *he pulls out the laxatives*

Chris: What's this?

JB: It's Viagra, brother. Poop Viagra.

by RichardCheese7ps December 3, 2021