the naked man

A highly effective technique(when used in the proper context)for mating with the opposite sex.step 1:make an excuse to enter girls apartment/house.step 2:when girl leaves room get nude and wait.step 3:butter her bread!

Awesome dude:may i use your bathroom hotchick?
Hotchick:sure awesome guy!
(awesome dude disrobes assumes captain morgan pose,hotchick returns)
Hotchick:oh my!
Awsome dude:oh yes!the naked man strikes again!

by nlb08 December 15, 2008

Man Butter

excretion from a reproductive unit

I covered your mom's face with man butter :)

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

g man

The man of the hour in everyway shape or form. He is simply the MAN.

OH my god, did you see G man! he is soo cool, me must get so many girls.

by james clee November 28, 2007

pussy man

1. a man who enjoys the sight of beautiful naked women, specifically in porn
2. a man who enjoys seeing lesbian sex or lesbian porn
3. a man who is attracted to women eating other women

WOMAN: ""Do you like what you see pussy man?"
MAN: "Oh yeah!"

by penis-mon September 26, 2009

Man Flu

Man flu, a term used to address a flu-like illness exclusive to men. Often 'man flu' is a term that is subject to ridicule and scepticism, the actual existence of it doubted. It is often assumed by others, namely women, as a namby pamby excuse used by their boyfriends, fathers, male work collegues and sons to predominantly to get out of responsibilities.


It is not the female equivalent of the menstrual cycle, but that won't stop men afflicted with it to act like they need to be babied constantly or sympathised with. Men are expected to be strong and dependable: the stereotype of what a real man is. For men to claim to have a moment of weakness for one moment in the eyes of a woman, God forbid, will raise the Q - are you a man or a mouse?

MICHAEL and JULIE, in their 20s, sit on a sofa. Michael sneezes. Clutches his chest as he coughs. He slumps back and reclines on the sofa, feverish.

Michael: I've got Man Flu. Can't get up. Give me a piggyback up the stairs will you?

Julie: Didn't you already get me to bring you a glass of milk? Now you want me to carry you to bed? Do you want me to get into the shower with you and scrub your poor aching back as well?

Michael: My God. I only want to go sleep it off, what's with the pissy attitude?

Julie: Are you a man or a mouse?

Michael: What does it mean, to be a man? And is it wrong to show a moment of weakness, is it wrong to want sympathy, to be babied once in a while? Why is it wrong for men, and acceptable for women?

by SHIBISLE January 15, 2009

man sandwich

Man Sandwich (N.) When two men Squeeze themselves together against a woman making them a man sandwich. It is possible that you can have a double decker, but that would have to include 3 men and 2 women.

When you went into LaFawnda's room with Her and Tyree, did you three make a man sandwich?

by Jamaal May 13, 2005

Man-thong

The condition when a man's underwear, usually briefs, have become so deteriorated on the back side that the material covering the ass cheeks has completely disintegrated leaving only the elastic band remaining. When exposed, the view from behind-to unwitting observers-appears like the wearer is sporting a thong.

Samantha: "I thought the plumber's crack was a nasty sight to witness. Yesterday, I saw a guy bend over at the gym revealing his man-thong."

Danielle: "Gross!"

by Perv Johnson February 28, 2011