October 17th

October 17th is National “Help the Hopeless” day!

Today is October 17th, and I’m gonna help the hopeless by offering my shoulder to anyone who looks sad and in need of a friend!

by Zero Omega Morte October 17, 2022

October 17

Today is the day my friend grabbed my a$$. ITS GRAB SOMEONES A$$ AND PASS IT ON DAY!

Friend: What day is it today?
You: Its GRAB A$$ day! *grabs his/her ass. October 17

by CH41R October 17, 2022

October 18th

national salty ice cream day

Dude 1: hey bro its October 18th aka ice cream day ;)
Dude 2: Uh I don't want salt in my ice cream.
Dude 1: uhm.. You should search what salty ice cream means on urban dictionary..
Dude 2: uh okay..?

by Loser02482 October 17, 2022

17 October

17 of October is put your crush as ur Pfp day

“Hey ace whys your pfp *_____”
“It’s 17 October put your crush as your Pfp day did u not know?”

by Mr pollard October 17, 2022

October 18

National cuddle your homies day. Invite your homies over to cuddle, but make sure you're wearing socks

Homie 1: Hey bro, it's October 18! Wanna cuddle at your place later?
Homie 2: Bet, I'll be big spoon!

by Fateless October 17, 2022

October 19th

Give yo girl the sloppiest toppy ever

October 19th

Girl - he gave me the sloppiest most saliva enduring toppy last night

by faxmaster62 October 18, 2022

October 31st

October 31st is National Wear a Maid Dress day! Whether to school, work, an abandoned house in the woods, or just around your own home, celebrate by wearing something fitting!

Person A: "It's October 31st!"
Person B: "What does that mean?"
Person A: "time to wear a maid dress!"

by I_didnt_change_my_name October 18, 2022