Keto Daddy

A sugar daddy that doesn't want any sexual contact with their partner

"I'm so over men, all I want is their money."
"Girl, you should get a Keto Daddy. It's the best of both worlds"

by PervertedBinChicken June 25, 2025

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Daddy Cage

A car top carrier that a married guy uses to store his side piece in when traveling on family vacations.

Guido Daddy Doug brought his side piece Lindsay to a beach vacation in his Daddy Cage.

by Hamie333 June 27, 2025

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Step daddy

A male with spoiled ass kids who have zesty tendencies

Step daddy owns C.Franklin

by Captain-Dick July 6, 2025

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A professional Mac daddy is different from a traditional Mac daddy in the sense that he is more successful (in the context of both financial and sexual) than an average Mac daddy, a Mac daddy’s being more successful than an average Pimp.

A professional Mac daddy’s are also frequently small business owners. Owning establishment such as nightclubs and brothels.

One final thing a note is that with professional Mac Daddies is that womanizing has almost been completely eliminated. Mac’s will Prefer to Pimp slap People who hurt their “Ladies” rather than Pimp Slap their own “Ladies.”

Mac: Now Listen Mama, I ain’t no pimp, can you dig it? I’m a Professional Mac Daddy, a Lover Man, ain’t you worry ‘bout a damn thing!

Mama: Lover Man? Well how about you open up a bottle of Wine and I’ll see for myself.

Mac: Easy Now, I’ll open us up some of that Chateau d'Yquem, but first, let me “Play the Blues For You.”

by Odaman89 July 14, 2025

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