an unusual and often painful massage method. the masseuse hits the persons back very hard while saying "Helga Hot Rock".
by Toboggan Devil May 8, 2015
Get the helga hot rock mug.An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.
Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!
by Sinbad Poon May 17, 2006
Get the Hot Buttered Elves mug.An expression used by a gay old guy named Paul on Tiktok, he uses the expression when he's referring to a Hot Chocolate drink (that he preferably slips roofies into)
by MrFumb January 8, 2023
Get the Hot Choccy Woccy mug.Someone who looks good from across the street but is butt-ugly upon taking a closer look. Common with drug users and ugly people.
me: Damn look at her!
you: forget about it man, she's across the street hot - I was just over there.
you: forget about it man, she's across the street hot - I was just over there.
by sneekix November 24, 2006
Get the across the street hot mug.A term that I have used in abundance during my days at New Paltz. The "New Paltz Hot" phenomenon is when an attractive woman will lower her dating standards to accommodate to the male selection at New Paltz. It epitomizes the Darwinian struggle. New Paltz statistics are against you from the beginning. With a school that's 70% women and 30% men, you're bound to run into some problems. While a 7:3 ratio may seem appealing at first, let's dig a little deeper into the real percentages. Looks can be deceiving in more ways than one. Of those 30% men, half of them are either gay, bi, or confused. You're left with a cumulative 15%. You soon begin to question whether guys you would never have found attractive prior to the New Paltz experience are actually attractive. This disillusionment will continue to grow with each progressive year you attend school. Soon, you find yourself dating a burnout, wanna-be rapper with no sense of direction. A true catch. The "New Paltz Hot" cannot be evaded. Your only defense is to go back home, or to other colleges, as often as possible.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Synonyms may include but are not limited to: Real-world ugly, New Paltz handicap, "okay-looking," the "I-don't-know-what-I-was-thinking" summer break realization, etc.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Synonyms may include but are not limited to: Real-world ugly, New Paltz handicap, "okay-looking," the "I-don't-know-what-I-was-thinking" summer break realization, etc.
Sam: "I've questioned as to whether or not I should turn lesbian just to better my chances. Still single as fuck. "
Amanda: "New Paltz problems."
Stefanie: "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
Lisa: "It's not you, it's New Paltz."
Jennifer: "I need your opinion, is this guy "real-world" hot or just New Paltz hot?"
Katie: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."
Amanda: "New Paltz problems."
Stefanie: "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
Lisa: "It's not you, it's New Paltz."
Jennifer: "I need your opinion, is this guy "real-world" hot or just New Paltz hot?"
Katie: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."
by NewPaltzProblems October 19, 2012
Get the New Paltz Hot mug.it wasnt feathered hair in the 80's that was the 70's. in the 80's you tried to get your hair to look like an explosion in a mattress factory, with mousse, hairspray, curling iron, crimper.
by da trick biatch January 8, 2006
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