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Joe mama

BEST INSULT EVERRR
Only smart people can use this joke
And only smart people know who joe is 😏😏

If someone says something you don’t want to hear just say JOE they’ll never know what’s coming
It’s a great comeback for anything especially when used on people named l e a h🙄🙄
l e a h: hey I don’t like you
Me: joe
l e a h: wait who’s joe?
Me: JOE MAMA

l e a h:* jumps off a building since she can’t comprehend it*
by Ur moms fav person November 21, 2021
mugGet the Joe mamamug.

Joe Fernandez

Won the award for biggest asshole 2019.
by badingus May 15, 2019
mugGet the Joe Fernandezmug.

Ground Joe

Joe mama joke with the ground beef joke
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a joke no legs? Ground Joe beef

-TayTay
by ForTheBoysUnited November 19, 2020
mugGet the Ground Joemug.

Joe

Joe is a guy that will always be there for you no matter what. He’ll slide for you and he’ll help you. He really is the best friend a person could have. He could also be a good boyfriend.
Joe
by Quintondubbz June 9, 2022
mugGet the Joemug.

Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
by Jesters4life September 30, 2018
mugGet the Bumhole Joemug.

Joe

Joe is also a common nickname for the Splatoon 3 King Salmonid, Megalodontia
When you get a king salmonid and it’s Megalodontia: “It’s Joe time.”
by 5k1fr05t or chknsndwch February 22, 2024
mugGet the Joemug.

Where's Joe?

A phrase used when bar tender Joe Silva is absent for a longer than usual period during a busy shift at Whammy. Joe can often be found in the Wine Cellar smoking area hooning darts and drinking crouchers beer.

It is also used by patrons who want to name drop in order to bypass security.
Where's Joe?
by MercDemerco January 18, 2019
mugGet the Where's Joe?mug.

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