Big Brown Fool

A large, brown male who rolls to places on his tiny skateboard.

He tears up pavement and cobblestone alike while dodging (mercifully) the sea of human targets.

He's a big brown fool.

"Holy shit! Did you see that Big Brown Fool go by?"

"Of course I did. He's big and brown!"

by link skywalker May 12, 2010

brown hot dog

another way to say poop

Alternatives include: shit screwdriver, brown-bark stick, rusty nail, fecal flashlight, log brownie or burnt tart

Matt Faggor: Feels good to have squeezed an ol' brown hot dog out of the ol' white buns.

by TheAlmighty1 March 9, 2011

i be john brown

Helps people to freedom.
Feels good to accomplish.

I was this close of winning the lottery. (I be John Brown )

by HAMMA78 January 16, 2021

split brown eye

When a women bends over in a thong or tight pantie and you can see her outer ring of her ass or most of her asshole

My wife bent over in her thong and i could see her split brown eye.

by bigbadbg February 19, 2011

brown eyed delight

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

by Brown eyed monster September 2, 2015

brown hair emily

A clinician I almost Threw a chair at months ago :)

What’s up brown hair Emily

by Idheveje March 27, 2019

Miss Willie Brown

A super hard wedgie that is so deep it draws poop on the underwear.

My cousin was acting up so I gave him a Miss Willie Brown and hung him on the door knob.

After you receive a harsh Miss Willie Brown you should throw your underwear out.

by Schwoogie August 17, 2012