Your Mom Gay

Also known as YoMGa. The 4th and supposedly final stage of the BOFA disease, extremely rare due to how lethal stage 2, LIGMA and stage 3, E-TMA are.

YoMGa survivor: I survived YoMGa!
Person 2: What's YoMGa?
YoMGa survivor: Your Mom Gay
*Person 2 spontaneously combusting

by Your mom gay survivor March 18, 2024

mom wrinkles

The wrinkles a female gets from giving birth.

Guy 1: You should ask her out.

Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why not?

Guy 2: She has a kid.
Guy 1: How do you know?

Guy 2: Cuz she has mom wrinkles.

by Don'thave1 April 22, 2020

Ur mom

Ur mom is smokin

DAMMMMNNNN! Ur mom is so flipping hot. Lick Lick

by tjghhtb January 4, 2022

single mom season

It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.

My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.

by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Dylan’s Mom

One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.

Dylan’s Mom is so funny!

by andrew garfield’s wife November 21, 2021

ur mom

your birthgiver / legal female guardian / any mother figure in your life. if you don’t have one then L 😹😹😹😹

“sarah what do you want for dinner tonight honey?”
“ur mom”

by nyaminyami January 24, 2022