Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

Black School Rules

A generic term for school rules that are irrational for the growth and education of children by school.

Person 1: I had a bad school life unfortunately.
Person 2: Sadly, that was so bad. Your school had the black school rules system.

by Ryan900USAYT August 16, 2022

Black boi mark

When mark has a huge black cock up his ass that he screams oh yeah peen in my ass!

Yo look its black boi mark

by Opfhsbs October 19, 2019

Black Moon Quarter

A span of 3 months in which 4 new moons occur.

Between October 1st and December 31st there were 4 new moons instead of the usual 3 making those 3 months a black moon quarter (as in a quarter of a year).

by Enocturn November 28, 2018

Black Forces Energy

The feeling a person will get that will cause them to feel like a Menace. This usually happens when a person is hyper or is around “The Homies”

Johnny had black forces energy while yelling at the annoying girl in class

by Crunchie_Boi January 14, 2022

black friday stabbing

the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.

Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.

by Camchowder November 25, 2017

black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.

Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014