A man who is not whiling to spend the money to be a sugar daddy. He still wants benefits of a sugar daddy but is to cheap.
He’s just a High Fructose Corn Syrup daddy. He takes his ladies to fast food restaurants and takes them shopping at goodwill.
by Oneadam24 May 14, 2025
Get the high fructose corn syrup daddymug. by fuckme in bed daddy December 12, 2018
Get the daddymug. A man who goes on sugar daddy dating websites, pretending to be a wealthy, individual of vast financial means in order to attract women and get laid. He will talk up a big game about having a mansion, several fancy sports cars, a yacht, and property in Belize, but you'll never see any of it because they don't exist. This is all just a ploy to get in the targeted woman's panties, which some women may stupidly allow, despite having secured any financial benefits beforehand.
Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.
Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.
Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.
by missybitch April 21, 2017
Get the Splenda daddymug. 
by Cracked gamer December 10, 2021
Get the Daddymug. “Big dick murder daemon” Schneider is a psychopathic person with no interest in living.Has a decent sex life but he’s bad a relationships(looks extremely nice)
by Wraddy February 6, 2020
Get the War daddymug. Bro 1 - "Bro, this guy I hooked up with had patches of grey hair in his beard, he was sooo hot"
Bro 2 - "Damn, you get yourself some Zebra Daddy?"
Bro 2 - "Damn, you get yourself some Zebra Daddy?"
by SteliosContos April 12, 2024
Get the Zebra Daddymug.