Dick washed

Someone who is brainwashed with a bit of good dick

This bird is totally dick washed

by manolv October 23, 2017

Dick Scarf

A pube so long it wraps round your penis like a scarf

Recently I've been growing a dick scarf for charity.

by Kenny da Tigers sexual advisor June 6, 2016

Dick Bug

Dick Bug - Otherwise known as a Cockroach. Its just the scientists didn't like it.

eww theres a dick bug in my room!

by SweetOnionSauce September 9, 2020

Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

fan-dick

Another term for "busting my balls" or "breaking my balls" but its more like jamming your dick into a fan.

Dude, don't fan-dick me asshole... Or Jimmy just got fan-dicked by his brother.

by jsizzeeeee July 27, 2009

dick beef

when two men (usually friends) have conflict with each other over liking the same girl

A: whatsup with steve and chris? i thought they were friends but they havnt talked at all tonight

B: yeah, theyre having some dick beef over that girl tasha, they both liked her but she chose chris so steve is mad.

A: he'll get over it

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

homewrecker dick

A dick that's so irresistible you'll leave your man for it.

"Mark has a homewrecker dick. He's caused 3 divorces."

by Flubberlover April 17, 2021