Cum Spounge

Someone used to wipe your cum on

e.g kieren is a cum spounge

by steven bellend May 10, 2011

cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.

God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!

by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010

[cum] wrench

Sturdy and reliable, a lonely mans right hand.

Shaune says that Troy sure is talented with that cum wrench of his!

by Cameltoetycoon February 25, 2008

cum-pressor

A technique of pulling out and then compressing air into a vagina/anus. It takes time and certain skills to perform this act. When done correctly, you can make a partner flatulate on command or perform a Minnesota Log Chute.

Dude, I cum-pressed her until it looked like she had a thirst ass cheek... then she blew, and that's why i got pink eye. Be careful, the cum-pressor is dangerous.

by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009

cheetah cum

when you jerk off super fast so you can skeet on the person you're doing's face

billy CHEETAH CUM'ed all over me last night

by doodoobreath December 20, 2008

cum euro

a euro of which some one is to cum on
commonly used as an insult

damn that kyle guy is being such a cum euro

by Eagerzack January 25, 2014

Mogar cum

The ejaculate of the warrior Mogar. If consumed it will yield effects similar to that of spinach to Pop Eye and turn the drinker in to the son of Mogar.

Gavin repeatedly suffocated on the moon until he sipped the Mogar cum. as the son of Mogar he no longer required oxygen and is free to defend the moon base from evolved moon mobs.

by HarryTPHD February 4, 2014