Cum guzzler

A person who swallows a large amount of semen. Also used as a derogatory reference for someone considered a slut, tramp, whore, etc…you get the picture.

That fucking cum guzzler tried to get with my man! She’s such a fucking disease infested whore!!!

by Momma’s girl June 20, 2022

cum wipers

Fake eyelashes (falsies) that are extra long and aid in keeping a cumshot from getting in the eyes.

Did you see guys see Greta’s new cum wipers??

by jman james July 19, 2024

Cum Shart

When someone forces seamen out of their rectum with an accompanying fart sound.

Person 1: “Hey, what do you think about cum shart?”

Person 2: “What the fuck?”

by Grey Meat August 25, 2025

Cum

A white, sticky, substance that is stored in the lungs. Tastes amazing on toast.

Cum is stored in the lungs

by NBA cum October 27, 2022

No Cum-Christmas

Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)

You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas

by Rayygunn November 2, 2019

Cum-suckit

someone who is very annoying and probably sucks cum.

you cum-suckit fucking prick!

by BIg 10 game April 24, 2024

Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.

Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!

by BigK22 August 28, 2023