daddy napkins

The cloth in which your daddy uses to wipe his semen of your mother, could be off her chest, stomach, back, etc.

*your parents just had sex*
Mom: hey go grab a daddy napkins;)
Dad: which color should we use tonight?

by Xboxgamertags December 17, 2013

pepsi daddy

muntea razvan

razvan is a pepsi daddy

by tdrptc December 4, 2024

Daddy dunkin

A common frase meaning a women's boyfriend/ husband is going to eat her out, or going to have sex

Girl 1 " Daddy went dunkin last night! "
Girl 2 "no way! "
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Women "daddy dunk it! "
Man "already on it! "

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Women " DADDY DUNKIN!! "

by Dick munch ben November 25, 2018

Speed Daddy

When driving on the highway, wait for a passing car that is speeding, then follow behind them and maintain their speed. Leaving a gap between yourself and the speeding vehicle will ensure that if there is a cop ahead, that they will get pulled over and not you. This is your speed daddy, love your speed daddy, be a speed hoe.

Oh, I had a speed daddy on my way to Orlando, cut my trip in half.

by Razorbumps69 November 5, 2019

dream daddy

A man who is so perfect you wish him to be the father of your children

Oh wow, that guy is so dreamy... that’s a Dream Daddy if I ever saw one.

by trees.and.peas June 30, 2021

Daddy

The father of a child.

Daddy, can I have some chocolate?

by 34873 June 17, 2022

Daddy

To a non-dirty mind, this word is simply the name for a young child to call their father
but if you’re on here right now, you don’t have a non-dirty mind.
To a dirty mind, this word is something a woman would say if you were having sex with her, if you were lucky enough to even attract a woman.

Daughter (5 years old): daddy, will you tuck me in?
Father: LOL NO FUCK YOU *fades away*

by WheatleyGuy3 July 27, 2023