go commit oof

When someone says this to you. there is no coming back. It's the worst insult you could probably imagine.
You will instantly die and you will hear a giant oof.

jeff: go commit toaster bath.
luke: go commit oof.
Jeff:*dies and makes the oof sound

by ur granny tranny 690 April 11, 2019

go commit die

the innocent way to tell someone to kill themselves.
also there's more ways to say it not just one.
(tags say a bunch of ways to say go commit die)

Random fortnite 9-year old: haha i killed u noob xdddddd
Guy who got killed: Go commit die.

by macoroni box June 3, 2019

going to New Jersey

Any sexual act involving honey.

Much like going to the state of New Jersey, it sounds like an okay idea ... but in reality it's unpleasant, time-consuming to clean up, and will give you a yeast infection if you're not careful.

"How do you feeling about going to New Jersey?
"No thanks. Bob and I went to New Jersey two weeks ago and my skin *still* feels sticky."

by real brooklyn March 26, 2017

Go Suck an Ass

Go Suck an Ass: similar to the phrase "go suck a dick," but worse. When you tell someone to "go suck an ass" It is THE WORST way you can yell at a tool who is pissing you off.

Go suck an Ass!

He pissed me off, I told him to go suck an ass!

Boy: Send me a nude - Girl: Go suck an ass!

by Go Suck an Ass November 8, 2017

go fast medicine

A term for the drug, 'speed'. When you gotta go fast, the medicine helps.

Hey man, I gotta go fast!
Don't worry, I've got your go fast medicine right here.

by BiggidyNiggidy June 17, 2016

go hit a corner

Go suck a dick for money

"Go hit a corner Becky"

by Jjay June 9, 2016

Go Clone Yourself

So you can go fuck youself.

In an e-mail I had spoke to a contributor where I made a track to a troll "Go Clone Yourself.... so you can go fuck yourself" she started howling at that remark. I seen an author do a photo where he did a photo like this as I was trying not to make the joke then someone did a photo of Kayne West as I was going "Damn it -- that was my joke." Oh well they took the crack and ran with it.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018