two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

Cum King

A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard

Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth

by Brandon Gonzalez November 4, 2023

King Roach

A foo so grimey and stinky that he became king of roaches, also known as Kain.

“That foo Kain over there is the King Roach”
“Kain is so gross lmao”

by TheRealVato69 August 2, 2019

horror king

Originally a term used in horror and slasher films/series to describe the leading man. Jared Padalecki has quite a cult following for his horror genre, he starred in both films and 15 years of cult show which got him a loyal fandom.

say what you want about this movie but horror king’ tits looked phenomenal

by Claymillersgirl October 17, 2022

Kings Of Leon

Fucking class.

The sex was kings of leon

by thebbd123 November 1, 2021

king of music

Michael Jackson

-Who is the King of music?
-Two words: Michael Jackson

by omgidontknow May 16, 2017