"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.
Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!
by Lynny64 July 14, 2011
dreamybull: shoves ant eater up his ass "im bouta blow im boutda cum im bussing im bussing bus bus bus bus ahhhhhhhh"
by xXbust_bust_bustXx May 12, 2023
yo:
-yo "bitch ass pussy slutty tits jizz fart milk cum puke wax spit facts big rap"
: kill yo braincells
-yo "bitch ass pussy slutty tits jizz fart milk cum puke wax spit facts big rap"
: kill yo braincells
by xx-big_breast_john998xx June 07, 2022
(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by vonsgetback May 10, 2023
A friend of mine involved herself in a cum gathering
by Deadpool9703 February 05, 2021
A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter
by Subjebsjsvdhe April 04, 2017