Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

im bouta blow im boutda cum im bussing im bussing bus bus bus bus ahhhhhhhh

when someone is bussing when they are busting all over the place

dreamybull: shoves ant eater up his ass "im bouta blow im boutda cum im bussing im bussing bus bus bus bus ahhhhhhhh"

by xXbust_bust_bustXx May 12, 2023

bitch ass pussy slutty tits jizz fart milk cum puke wax spit facts big rap

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGG nigA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

yo:
-yo "bitch ass pussy slutty tits jizz fart milk cum puke wax spit facts big rap"
: kill yo braincells

by xx-big_breast_john998xx June 6, 2022

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

cum

the sweet cold liquid made in the human testicles that is used to make tapioca

mmh cum

by cummy banana June 4, 2022

Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.

Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.

by Colin12 June 14, 2022