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cracker jack nut

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis
"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"
by mr.3000 April 22, 2008
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Salt da' Nuts

A refrence for powdering ones male area.

Also - baby podwer can be refered to as "Salt" for the Nuts.

Extra Podwer makes'm extra salty
Today was so hot out. I had to Salt da' Nuts.
by Yousey ( Yowzee ) August 1, 2008
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Cup-o-nuts

A prank when you rub your balls (nut sack) on the rim of the glass and fill it with nuts, then the glass it rubbed across the face of someone with a nut allergy causing them to react.
"My mate mitch is allergic to nuts. Let's give him a cup-o-nuts and see how badly his face swells up"
by Lumpoliam123 January 7, 2017
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Little Nut-Puppet

A younger, usually an ugly or over-weight girl, that lets a particular group of older guys blow their loads nut in her just so she could hang around with them.
The only reason I let her hang out with me is because she lets me and all the other guys use her as our "Little Nut-Puppet", which beats jerking-off!
by DinoD December 7, 2012
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chocolate nut roll

A chocolate nut roll is a type of sexual act.
Eww... my gf is doing a chocolate nut roll!
by h2008 June 16, 2018
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Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.
by BAMF MD May 21, 2011
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flying nut high five

the attempt of jump up in the air, running at another dude, spread your legs, and then knock your nuts together
Bam and Ryan could never accomplish the flying nut high five
by 3PACTVHD March 11, 2016
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