Your Mom

The fattest person alive with the widest pussy known to man.

Person1: My house broke down yesterday.
Person2: Because of "your mom"?

by MDM55 September 20, 2021

Mom-Dad

(n.)-one who is both mom and and dad of the friend group

Ex. The mom-dad loved football and asked for an ice-cold beer, and made sure everyone was happy for the rest of the game.

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

Mom-Dad

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features

The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

your mom

a commen phrase used by gay men to show that they are gay

personA:what am i a donkey

personB:your mom

by hb#2pencil September 20, 2021

mom

a mom is someone who thinks their blocking you from the gates of hell when their really opening them for you

¨im you mom listen to me¨

by randomgayperson September 21, 2021

Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

Mom Head

Whenever you are giving a blowjob and you gag and piss yourself at the same because you have had kids

Did I get you that hot and bothered? No it was just mom head.

by Kirkland94 September 21, 2021