Taco Bell dog

The ratlike-dog, or Chihuahua, which once appeared in many Taco Bell advertisements from the late 1990s to the early 2000s.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Taco Bell dog met its demise by accidentally falling into the meat grinder.

by AYB October 10, 2003

2 dogs in a bathtub

When a guy puts both his nuts in a girls ass.

Wow, that is as difficult as getting 2 dogs in a bathtub.

by I'm Rick Burd, Bitch April 2, 2004

Mad Dog

Mad Dog
n. Andrew C., you know, that crazy kid that lives around the corner.

Mr. Groo: "Sup Mad Dog, you're pretty fly, for a white guy!"
Mad Dog:"Tanks Mr. G, you da man...!"

by Phil McKrackin December 7, 2004

Pre-baby Dog

A puppy or adult dog (preferably adopted from a shelter) that a couple (usually Caucasian) gets shortly after marriage as "test case" for how they will manage a Baby.

Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.

Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.

Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.

Have you seen Delilah and Ryan's pre-baby Dog, Jaxon? They can't shut up about him. It's rather off-putting.

by The Mahatma December 22, 2008

dog dick red

simple the most amusing yet discusting color of red in existance

i went to the paint store the other day but they didn't have any dog dick red paint

by Pimp Shit Nick August 11, 2006

Raining cats and dogs

Means it is raining VERY hard.

Shoot! How can I make it to the Airport when it's raining cats and dogs?

by Luckyspin888 March 11, 2017

Louisiana Chilli Dog

The act of taking someone's laptop, opening it, shitting on the keypad, slamming it shut, and then returning it where you found it.

I gave my brother a Louisiana Chilli Dog for his birthday.

by BrosephTrout January 8, 2011