by biologist69 April 8, 2010
Get the Cnidarian sex mug.When getting in the shower, you notice a large hole in the soap primarily left by the preceder that most likely fucked the soap.
by smoke weed every day6745634895 April 10, 2010
Get the sexing the soap mug.Commonly, and mistakenly, referred to as "hour" when speaking about the duration of sexual intercourse. In real time it is only around 20 minutes, more or less. People don't often have sex for hours, they only ever go at it for sex hours.
Guy 1: That drunk hoe came over after the party last night and we had sex for hours!
Guy 2: Don't you mean sex hours? How long was it?
Guy 1: Umm, it lasted like 40 minutes..
Guy 2: That translates to about two sex hours, you egotistical swine.
Guy 2: Don't you mean sex hours? How long was it?
Guy 1: Umm, it lasted like 40 minutes..
Guy 2: That translates to about two sex hours, you egotistical swine.
by edgarbrnl October 4, 2010
Get the sex hour mug.Often a term used to described an action worthy of much praise and congratulations. Often results in rewards of sexual activity, e.g. bjs, rjs.
by rondo.macgormak June 29, 2010
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"Shit I can't feel my throat" (1)
"Why?" (2)
"Because my boyfriend gave me sex tonsils last night!" (1)
"Shit I can't feel my throat" (1)
"Why?" (2)
"Because my boyfriend gave me sex tonsils last night!" (1)
by Blastabuloso January 22, 2009
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A game of chance that is played when two or more males sexually approach a female and the female does not know who to pick to fuck.
How to play the "Wheel of Sex":
1. Firstly, a spinner (Not unlike the spinner used in the universally renown game of twister) will be appropriated. The spinner represents the "Wheel". The unlucky female will then stand on the "Wheel", and the two or more males will stand on any point on the diameter of the spinner's arc.
2. The female will spin the "wheel", and the closest male to the spinner's pointer will be fucked by the female.
A game of chance that is played when two or more males sexually approach a female and the female does not know who to pick to fuck.
How to play the "Wheel of Sex":
1. Firstly, a spinner (Not unlike the spinner used in the universally renown game of twister) will be appropriated. The spinner represents the "Wheel". The unlucky female will then stand on the "Wheel", and the two or more males will stand on any point on the diameter of the spinner's arc.
2. The female will spin the "wheel", and the closest male to the spinner's pointer will be fucked by the female.
Vanessa: Damn, Mark and Nathan both want to fuck me but I don't know who to pick!
Richard: Don't worry! There is an easy solution to the predicament at hand: The Wheel of Sex!
Richard: Don't worry! There is an easy solution to the predicament at hand: The Wheel of Sex!
by Dank_nmemes July 31, 2017
Get the Wheel of Sex mug.When you piss in a condom, freeze it for 3-4 hours, microwave for 30 seconds, cool down in refrigirator for 1-2 hours, shove it on, penetrate your girlfriend/boyfriend, have some fun and go to town!
" Hey how was the pee sex last night? "
" Great, but Bobby forgot to cool it off in the fridge, so the piss gave me internal bleeding. FML "
" Great, but Bobby forgot to cool it off in the fridge, so the piss gave me internal bleeding. FML "
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