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That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Guy Titties

The male version of the females plip plipps. (Plipp plipps meaning nipp nipps). They can often be moved if one makes use of the pectorial muscles, or otherwise can be sucked for enjoyment if they do not contain harmful microbes, which is why its helpful to wash your Guy Titties before the sucking commences, or the pectorial movement spectacle commences.
1: Yo, look at my guy titties!
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)
by Informative Professor Gumby September 27, 2023
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Guys I got this

Pull your shorts up and say "guys I got this"
"Oh no my fire is burning down"
*pulls up shorts
"Guys I got this"
by DomSaidHi September 28, 2023
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bbc guy

omg the bbc guy has such a big cock!
by kimhajoon October 4, 2023
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.
You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.
by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024
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soft guy era

A man who does not want to be the provider but wants to be provided for. He wants a women who will go out and work and make a 6 figure check while he stays at home comfortably and cleans, cooks, and takes care of the kids.
Boy I ain’t workin no more I’m in my soft guy era I’ll let my girl take care of the bills
by Mo.the.silwadi April 9, 2024
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