lick you out

When a man gives a woman through oral sex.

Man - "wow, what a (Blow job)!"
Woman - "Now its your turn to lick me out"
Man - "Sure I'll lick you out!"

by I am feeling like a kinky fuck January 10, 2012

Jesus hates you

1. a figure of speech meaning that you have bad luck

2. a possible death threat from a guy named Jesus

3. funny to say to a religious person

Person A: Geez man, that's some really bad luck. Shit... Jesus hates you!

Person B: Who's Jesus?

Person A: Not sure... it's just a figure of speech. I think it was the leader of some cult back in medieval times.

by Seal Clubbing Instructor April 4, 2010

Penis you in the head

A common expression among the g's, it means im going to insert my penis into your cranium in a rather forceful manner.

I have a headache after you penis'd me in the head!

by little_chris October 20, 2004

oh you mad cuz i'm stylin on you

A lyric that will get you socked if used in a freestyle battle.

"Oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you!
you got better gear you couldn't style it on me
plus the cal is on me
so act up
and you gon have to fuckin lay down!..." *WHACK*

by Jordan183138 January 14, 2007

get you some

To get some pussy, ass, or head off a fine ass bitch from the street.

"Damn nigga, get you some"

by Billy S November 1, 2005

And you know this man!

The definite truth when speaking or talking

"...and you know this man" as BoogieWonder high fived his partner in da club

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

The face you see before you die

It’s Britney Spears

Falololololol the face you see before you die

by OPCatloverTCG August 14, 2021