the dick of my balls

In reference to one’s penis.

She kept staring at the dick of my balls.

I need to pee out of the dick of my balls.

40 ounce in my lap and it’s freezin’ the dick of my balls.

I’m thinking about getting enlargement surgery for the dick of my balls.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

my singing monsters

HEY HANDLER HELPERS

my singing monsters

by mazztom June 16, 2023

You are my sunshine

when you having hot sex with someone, and then you need to piss, so you force your lover to stare you straight in the dick, and then you let it loose, while shining a flashlight through the piss to make it shine gold like the sun. very common among young teens

person #1: you are my sunshine
person #2: aww tha- AAAGHHH *gargle gargle*

by peenflation March 12, 2023

Eat my Frank

"suck my dick"

Her: Hey bae i need help
Me: Eat my frank

by yourmomismymom1 April 1, 2023

Getting on my Tiddles

When someone really annoys you a-lot.

You are really getting on my Tiddles.
Holly is getting on my Tiddles.

by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023

Elli, my love.

the prettiest, cutest, lovable, most amazing creature ever existed, MY LOVE, and the best girlfriend in the world.

I am about to die but thank god I have her, I have Elli, my love.

by rchud February 19, 2023