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Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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paw job

A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.
"Yo, this big ass wolf just gave me a paw job, I think I'm on drugs."
by Stylx December 20, 2023
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Job

Something that Tim doesn’t have
Tim doesn’t read English well so he can’t get a job.
by Hello_Drk July 20, 2018
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Rotluck job

When an absolute trash head energy drink junkie sticks his lil dih into a full energy drink can or carbonated can of something, whiles listening to rock music the entire time.
Mike-“yea that can of monster absolutely got it last night, gave it an absolute rotluck job!”
by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025
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That's My Job

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death
by Infernfan June 22, 2023
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“O” job

When your woman gives you a hand job with a leather glove on.
My girlfriend just pulled an “o” job
by Lsnlnda October 20, 2023
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Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
by TruthPC October 19, 2009
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