Hand jay

A sexual act of pleasuring a penis with a hand. Short for hand job. Relating to H-jay.

My girl wasn't in the mood for much so I asked for an Hand Jay.

by The epistaxis May 1, 2013

hand banter

Humorous hand gestures. Witty communication by means of gesticulation.

He didn't have to say a word. He had us pissing ourselves laughing with his hand banter.

by Lester Piglet July 2, 2017

Invisible Hand

That just isn't true Mike.

Hym "You are the invisible hand Mike. And by not doing what I am telling you to do right fucking now... You are preventing me from doing the thing your are saying there isn't and invisible hand doing... But where the invisible hand ISN'T... Is IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS. And THAT is where it SHOULD be. You need to MOVE THAT FUCKING HAND MIKE. You need to move that hand from where it is to in front of you kids because IF YOU DON'T... There isn't going to be anything there to block the knife. You only have fo many hands and no I do not have to do ANYTHING else. You move that fucking hand where it belongs, bitch. You understand? You move that fucking hand. You put it where you OUGHT to put it. You use that shit-brain and that mouth of yours properly. That's where your hand should be. I am not your child. As desperately as you want to be an authority I can not escape, I'm just too fast to miss a clumsy 3 foot tall idiot. No matter how weak and slow I am."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Hand me downs syndrome

1) When a younger sibling feels entitled to everything their elder sibling owns.

1)Agh! My little sister stole my new Mac lipstick again! She's got total hand me downs syndrome!

by Ulessa April 20, 2017

Hand Fake

Where you go to shake someones hand placing your hand out and right when they go to shake your hand you pull it back and pretend like your running your fingers thru your hair! lololololo

Yo Yo did you see me Hand Fake} that dude who fell for my trick I really got him lololololo

by roxbox007 February 5, 2020

rock hands

rock hands means you are deeply in love with me

“i use the rock hands because i am deeply in love with you”

by plant_die May 8, 2022

Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.

My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him

by chundercat52 September 10, 2012