Dick Fingers

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.

Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.

by mustadio87 December 3, 2020

No Finger February

The month woman won't touch there own vagina and feel that pleasure of that warmth but No Finger February is going to save the day

(Girl 1) Looks like it's No Finger February

(Girl 2) yep sucks for us

by Apparently hers December 3, 2020

Tinkerbell fingers

When you sprinkle glitter in an exaggerated sometimes sexual way.

"Tony did you see jack doing the Tinkerbell fingers?"

"Oh damn really? that's hot."

by The-Rat-King December 7, 2020

Fingers

Track 26 on Zayn Malik's second solo studio album Icarus Falls which was clearly written about Harry.

Cuz my fingers ain't working but my heart is.

by harryscoucounut December 17, 2020

Finger Fetter

A female version of a Circle Jerk.

“Oh yeah, did you hear what happened at that lesbian bar downtown?”

“No. What Happened?”

“A group of ladies had a Finger Fetter in the bathroom.”

by James Trickington II December 18, 2020

New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.

I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.

by AsianPickleJuice December 19, 2020

Six Fingered Sister Kisser

A Six Fingered Sister Kisser is someone from an area/town/village reputed to have high incidence of incestual activities. Like the village in Deliverance.

I don’t suppose Lockdown will bother anyone in Wiltshire given that the gene pool is shallower than a municipal pool foot bath, they’re all a bunch of Six Fingered Sister Kissers

by Careless Winsper December 21, 2020