by mynodisused August 14, 2022
James mom: (starts walking to James room)
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!
by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021
To get pissed off and storm off.
by LifeisWhack May 04, 2010
When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.
I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.
I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.
Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.
by james beard[o] January 24, 2007
When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.
Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.
Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.
by Mikey Boy, ken February 09, 2007
We're getting down wit da flame tonight.
by cocksmasher92 November 28, 2010
Sheila used that new strap-on today to give me an Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin and I lost my Lo-Mein. It resembled Heart Worms.
by Wayde Allen Smith April 01, 2007