thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Off your cunt

Similar to off your nut, but reserved for extreme cases in which the person has almost no control of themselves anymore - usually due to high drug consumption.

"Dan how much have you sniffed tonight? You're completely off your cunt"

"I'm not surprised you don't remember last night, you were completely off your cunt"

by ZzScotty January 18, 2019

National Cunt Day

On this day January 29th we celebrate all the cunts in the world :)

Hey man it’s January 29th… HAPPY NATIONAL CUNT DAY

by Secret Santa;) January 29, 2023

ingrown cunt hair

When someone is worse than a cunt or a mega cunt. They are like an ingrown hair, painful and annoying.

My boss is such an ingrown cunt hair.

by Fanny Pack 69 December 20, 2022

Terry Tough Cunt

Australian slang, someone who picks fights but couldn't punch their way out of a wet paper bag.

Look out it's a Terry tough cunt(sarcastically). Or just lookout it's a Terry.

by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022

what the cunting fuck

Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more

You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!

by Your Mum Likes Bush Onion April 25, 2011

soup kitchen cunt

A sweaty, greasy oompa-loompa (see willy wonka movie) style female, all races inclusive, who thinks she is queen of the kitchen. Usually found fondalling the food in a cheap city restaurant kitchen. Hairy ears a bonus

Hey, did you see that soup kitchen cunt lift her greasy hair off the grille....nice food all the same!

by timboambo May 20, 2010