chicken meat

Any male of the human species that goes by the name Drew or is legally named Andrew. Typically refers to a person that oftentimes partakes in smoking the devils lettuce. Is also considered to be sexually pure.

“Drew you’re so chicken meat”

by mark allen March 9, 2022

Open Meat

A game were you and a group of friends run around away from each other defending your meat with one hand and trying to meat tap (hitting someones meat) another's meat with the other hand. At the end of the designated time whoever has the most meat taps wins and whoever has the reddest meat gets disqualified and then the next round starts and the same thing happens. The game lasts until one person is standing

Person: Hey yo! Open Meat!

Friend: Oh Shoot! He called open meat! You boys better cover up yo meat because i'm coming for it.

by Russwest44 February 5, 2020

Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.

Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"

by JebusCripes February 23, 2011

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

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by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.

Look at the gopher meat!

by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017

Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

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by ElderCunny March 9, 2016

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019