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Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019
mugGet the Mohawk Joemug.

Joe

by juscallmeDAWG December 6, 2019
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe Mama

Joe mama is a joke done by people who have no experience in jokes
Guy 1: You should meet Joe

Guy 2: Whos Joe?

Guy 1: Joe Mama

Guy 1: why don't i have friends?
by XxBruh_SlayerxX April 19, 2022
mugGet the Joe Mamamug.

Joe

"Joe is at the store"
"ok"
by EronDaGangster May 21, 2020
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe mama

U IDIOT!!! WAT DA DOG DOIN
by WAT DA DOG DOIN February 14, 2022
mugGet the Joe mamamug.

joe

JOEMAMA WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
joe is joemama if you watch memes your the best and if you dont go to the meme hospital duceses
by big boyzz December 10, 2019
mugGet the joemug.

Dirty Joe Bocasian

When you shit your pants on a road trip to avoid getting road head from your crazy, but hot girlfriend.
"Dirty Joe Bocasian"
He pulled a "Dirty Joe Bocasian" on the way to Vegas.
by Quicksand 72 May 31, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Joe Bocasianmug.

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