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Hammer the Daddy Pipe

My appointment to hammer the daddy pipe is tomorrow. Wish me luck!
by WennyDC November 12, 2024
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Tatt Daddy

A tatt daddy is a guy who usually has a single tattoo (rarely more) and thinks he is a fully tattooed man that deserves a title. Tatt daddy is typically found showing off his tattoo to anyone he meets on multiple occasions and tends to be annoying. They like to show off to other tattooed individuals as if they belong. Tatt daddy is a self-proclaimed title like Eminem, Rap God, although they are not to be confused. Tatt Daddies can be found anywhere the public is, constantly rolling up their sleeves as if they have something to offer. Be aware of this species as they are usually conceited.
Did you hear that guy call himself a 'tatt daddy' when he was talking to the girl with the dragon tattoo? Who does he think he is?!
by RAVER1990S November 15, 2024
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sexy daddy

When you are sexy you want to fuck your mom and then u shove your dick into your sister
i wanna sexy Daddy u 👉👈
by Flightpass November 22, 2024
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oil up for daddy

Oil up for daddy is typically said your mate who is a quote unquote "straight" male but in turn this person actually touches you all the time and tries to get "freaky" with you. When he says this he sometimes says "No I don't actually want you to oil up" but regardless of that he will never say that he's not your daddy. So pretty much this means he DOES want you to oil up and he DOES want to be your sugar daddy.
Mate: "Oil up for daddy"
You: "Woahhh kinda gay buddy"
Mate: "Noooo I don't actually want you to oil up that would be gay"
by mrfreakybob November 22, 2024
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I.T. Daddy

An I.T. Daddy strictly does I.T. house calls for 40 plus women with father issues. He'll screen calls all day waiting for the perfect divorcees and cat ladies as he finds them easier. After fixing their issue he will offer to upgrade her home ethernet lines to Cat6a cables so he can use her old ones to tie her up and make a swing to hang her from. He often leaves them tied up if the don't follow every command to a T.
"He upgraded my internet and lasted longer than my ex husband. He's my I.T. Daddy"
"I didn't listen to I.T. Daddy last night and my roommate had to untie me when she got home."
by TheOneTrueSpartanKick November 26, 2024
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Daddy

by Hhudhsss November 27, 2024
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pepsi daddy

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by tdrptc December 4, 2024
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