1. a substitute for the word "douche"
2. a cooler way to say "douche"
3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"
2. a cooler way to say "douche"
3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"
example one -
nick: ew i found a girl's vag bag!
example two -
matt: god, you are such a douche!
james: well, you are a VAG BAG
matt: you are too cool for school
nick: ew i found a girl's vag bag!
example two -
matt: god, you are such a douche!
james: well, you are a VAG BAG
matt: you are too cool for school
by blairis May 15, 2008

by Toadz August 27, 2006

When a man dips his balls into ice water causing them to shrivel, then dips them in the eye socket of sexual partner.
by Tmoney715 March 7, 2010

I was with this girl the other night and gave her a detroit grab bag, bet she didn't see that coming.
by jesustittyfuckingchrist April 22, 2009

In order to give a Boston Tea Bag, first you take a shit, and then you wipe your ass with your ball sack and drag it across a girls face.
by jsntbagbaily July 22, 2010

A specific genre of tea bagging in which the tea baggee is not necessarily a willing participant. The tea bagger may do this to humiliate, embarrass, or insult the tea baggee. Unlike standard tea bagging, the tea bagger is at risk for defensive tactics such as biting. Therefore, many violent tea baggers opt to simply place the balls on the forehead of the victim to reduce the risk of personal injury.
John was so mad at Tom for stealing his girlfriend. After gym glass, John had his friends hold Tom down while he gave him a sweaty, violent tea bagging.
by Beavis556 March 31, 2010

n.
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
