I got this Murder Box in the mail and it literally scared the shit out of me! Seriously, I had to burn my favorite pair of pants so no one would know!
by Billy Bing Bong November 19, 2017
Get the murder boxmug. an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside
dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes
by anonymous July 16, 2022
Get the wooden boxmug. Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?
TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.
Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.
Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
Get the Tool Box Tedmug. Someone who acts cocky, trash talks about you and your mom, and claims he can beat up anyone. Generally said by pre-teens with no social interactions.
Boy 01: "Yeah that kid over there? He was talking smack about my mom and claiming he could whoop my ass."
Boy 02: " so what happened after that!?"
Boy 01: "So I found him after school, told him he gets on free punch, stood there like a coward, and then I whooped his ass!"
Boy 02:" Nothing worse than acting like something yo are not. He's X-Box Tough"
Boy 02: " so what happened after that!?"
Boy 01: "So I found him after school, told him he gets on free punch, stood there like a coward, and then I whooped his ass!"
Boy 02:" Nothing worse than acting like something yo are not. He's X-Box Tough"
by Shrek8donkey September 1, 2020
Get the X-Box Toughmug. When you’re at a restaurant and the food sucks, you then have it wrapped up to go so you can throw it out later.
Waitress: Do you want a box for your leftover food?
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.
You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.
You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.
by Catlady2002 May 30, 2022
Get the Nicky-To-Go Boxmug. (Walks into the locker room)
Gabby: It smells like a shit box in here.
Kelsey: I know, it smells disgusting.
Gabby: It smells like a shit box in here.
Kelsey: I know, it smells disgusting.
by aliengabbs2 October 18, 2010
Get the Shit Boxmug. by Attention_tobirds12 August 20, 2023
Get the Jack in the boxmug.