Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 08, 2024
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Trump shot

When a guy is banging a chick then pulls out to cum on her ear.
I gave her a Trump shot after missing her face.
by HammboneJones July 29, 2024
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Trump shot

When banging a SJW and are about to cum on her (hopefully on her face) you yell MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
I was banging this SJW type the other day and gave her the biggest trump shot
by Don Julio the magic Juan August 02, 2017
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trump-itis

The act of making EVERYTHING in the universe about yourself
She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.
by You rReal Name March 01, 2020
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Trump Trifecta

November 15th, 2019, the date that Donald Trump’s removal as history’s most corrupt President was guaranteed, as 1.) He was seen to obstruct justice by posting negative Tweets regarding Ambassador Vovanovitch while she was testifying in a public Congressional Presidential impeachment hearing. This was regarded as witness tampering. 2) Trump’s long-time political advisor Roger Stone was found guilty on seven counts of lying under oath, witness tampering and obstructing a congressional committee proceeding in a misguided effort to protect Trump and, 3.) A State Department aide , testifying in a closed Congressional hearing reported on a telephone conversation he and others overheard between Trump and his EU Ambassador Gordon Sondland proving that he was withholding military aid and the promise of a White House meeting to leverage Ukraine’s new President into conducting a bogus investigation into his chief political rival Joe Biden. (Also known as the Trump Triple play)
The Trump Trifecta marked the beginning of the end of the Trump Administration
by ThorMonster November 16, 2019
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trump nicotine syndrome

Anyone whose mother seems like she may have smoked and or drank during pregnancy.
I think that guy may have the Trump Nicotine Syndrome (TNS).
by Bobuzan December 09, 2018
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Trump Gas

After the undermining of environmental regulations in 2018, smog is now officially Trump Gas.
Every time the president tweets more Trump Gas goes into the environment and attacks LA!
by Trapar May 23, 2018
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