meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

Meat Click

That thing be clicking.

Example 1:

Patient: Hey Doc, my meat be clicking
Doc: Looks like you got that Meat click

Patient: Oo noo what do can I do now

Doc: Just gotta let that thing click

Example 2:

Person 1: Girl! Did I tell you mans got that meat click

Person 2: for real!
Person 1: yeah girl he had that meat clicking all over me, shit sounded like "click clack"

by Mr. MeatClick October 28, 2025

Eat your meat

My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)

Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019

Meat Vessel

A taco shell, tortilla, unleavened bread, or any type of bread that holds meat.

"Taco's are brilliant. They aren't just a food. However, they're like a ship delivering goods to some far away land. Taco shells are a meat vessel that delivers ground beef, chicken, or steak right into your mouth!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

Dead Meat

A channel hosted by James A. Janisse and his wife Chelsea Rebecca (Zoran Gvojic included) where they count and recap kills in horror movies.

"Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies!"
— James A. Janisse, the opening to each episode

Dead Meat

by CarkyAmster September 2, 2023

sparkeling meat pie

When a woman freshly paints her nails with glitter, and proceeds to finger fuck a naked man’s asshole, so when he takes a dump it comes out sparkling.

Bobby was so tired of his boring shits that he said hey ash, give me a sparkeling meat pie

by SquishyP December 30, 2021

Chuckin Meat

When fly fishing with large streamer flies such as Zonkers or Leaches.

“Bruh heck these dry flies and nymphs I’m tying on a stickleback Zonkers, let’s start chuckin meat”

by FlyTyingNEPA November 11, 2019