February 2

This is the day boys can get pussi and eat it and girls get dick and you fuck all day like you’ve never fucked before

Him:it’s February 2 I get pussi Me: I get dick

by Pedoiwantpussianddickfucknight January 31, 2022

May 2

National kiss a guy named Ben day
(Especially if you are blond)

“ bro it’s may 2”
“Shoot where’s Ben”

by Mikey47 February 1, 2022

February 2

National fuck your homie day

Carl: hey, can I break ur back Matthew?
Matthew: why?
Carl: it’s February 2 national fuck your homie day!

by myo71 February 1, 2022

2^82,589,933-1

The biggest Prime Number, almost as big as your mom

2^82,589,933-1 is cool
y e s

by bellower the first February 6, 2022

Ice mod 2

Ice is a mod for dynamic and He’s a music writer. he Wrote a beautiful song for pumpy wanna hear it OH TIR TO DA PUMPY, OH TIR TO DA PUMPY, OH TIR, OH TIR, OH TIR, TO DA PUMPY!!! OHHHH PUMPY IS VERY LUMPY, AND PUMPY, AND VERY VERY FLUFFY!!!!! Written by ice himself

Ice mod 2

by You’ll never know 9/11 February 7, 2022

2 arm stinky

When you steal a blow up fuck sheep from the bachelor party just to dance with it all night long on the dance floor....possibly leading to more.

Man Jason pulled off the 2 arm stinky tonight he's my hero.

by Bobthecheeseburgerstealer February 10, 2022

2 Pack

The act of beating someone down so hard with your bare hands that their unconcious body/corpse resembles a burrito

Jordan: Ayo sista, where Amanda at?

Tyrone: She dead. 2 pack

Alex: She got 2 packed?

by SmeeveJeeve February 11, 2022