suck my left nut

an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior

josh: ur annoying

me: we you can SUCK MY LEFT NUT

by a kool persono April 02, 2020

Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

by danielle June 02, 2007

i feel your nuts

i know what you mean

Boy 1: Yeah man, I can't stand that guy.
Boy 2: I feel your nuts on that one.

by Bobismymom December 02, 2014

Nut city

To cum deep in the vagina with no protection.

"i dont use birth control its nut city over here!!"

by Chunkydoll96 September 02, 2019

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba May 31, 2007

Nut Fuck Whack Job

"A person with an eccentric personality that has used shit loads of narcotics over their life, resulting in a swiss cheese brain effect that lends itself easily to OCD and other psychiatric disorders. Though irritating at times, they can be quite entertaining to those around them, like watching a drunk party clown wetting themselves."

"That bitch is a total Nut Fuck Whack Job!"

by Badass721 March 10, 2010

Little Nut-Puppet

A younger, usually an ugly or over-weight girl, that lets a particular group of older guys blow their loads nut in her just so she could hang around with them.

The only reason I let her hang out with me is because she lets me and all the other guys use her as our "Little Nut-Puppet", which beats jerking-off!

by DinoD December 03, 2012