Skip to main content

the black phone screen

referring to falling asleep otp with a significant other, the phone screen is usually black when you’re talking and falling asleep with them— otp.
“what happened to josiah?”

“let’s just say, the black phone screen ain’t for me no mo!”
by OgRosez July 4, 2022
mugGet the the black phone screen mug.

Cognitive Black Hole

Whenever someone takes a dogmatic position that only leads into a confined recursive feedback loop of confirmation bias, thus further reinforcing that given belief and making it impossible to escape.
Kanye West - "Jewish people control the media and the entertainment industry."
*gets cancelled for antisemitic remarks*
Kanye West - "See!?..."
dude - "damn, Kanye fell into a cognitive black hole."
by cutza November 3, 2022
mugGet the Cognitive Black Hole mug.

Black Clothing syndrome

The Black Clothing syndrome is a rare but dangerous syndrome that people can be born with and in some causes it forms in the persons teenage years. The syndrome makes person wear full black clothing almost everyday usually they wear hoodies and yoga pants, making them look on camara like a blackhole giving them the ability to become completly invisible with only their skin being visible. When it is dark their face can pop up and be gone in seconds giving people: Anxienty, Sleeplessness, Terrible nightmares, Suicide thoughts, Despair and some get scared so much that they instantly die.
Person 1: Hey do you also see a floating head there?

Person 2: Oh no look out! it is somebody with the Black Clothing syndrome! run before it sucks you up!
by Prof. Stephen Willberg January 25, 2021
mugGet the Black Clothing syndrome mug.

Black bois inc

The black boi's inc is an elite gang made in 2020 by fellow black men in south africa ,Each of these black men had amazing gifts that made them the ultimate killing machine,The first Korean man to ever join this group for he was found as truly black.I say..Do not make this gang angry or they will come after you in the night and steal your shoes™
Wow I see the black bois inc coming over here,Oh my god ronny!
by syke!,You thought(hahahaah) January 25, 2021
mugGet the Black bois inc mug.

Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods
Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".
by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020
mugGet the Black Plague Friday mug.

Black widow-eater

A heterosexual man who's not at all fazed by attention-seeking females especially femme fatales. Especially ones trying to take advantage of him financially and or sexually.

Sometimes turns the tables on the femme fatale. Acronym is "BWE." Also can be called, "maneater-eater" and "succubus-eater."

Can also be used similarly to "womanizer" however, the term can also mean a respectable type of man who's only interested in a woman he deems respectable to date and possibly marry.
"Gustave is a black widow-eater. Saw him put this one gold digger in her place at a bar."

"He may be handsome and got money, but he'll devour you, girl. I don't recommend trying to seduce him if you think he's easy to manipulate."

"After sex with a CEO, that gold digger be playing Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul on repeat. Highly upset he didn't make her his girlfriend. Ha, she didn't think all he wanted was just to get his rocks off that night?"

Stacy tried to seduce George, though they did have sex, when she tried to get money from him, he immediately dumped her a$$ and went after her better now former best friend, and married her a year later which destroyed Stacy."

"Black widow-eaters don't fuck around with hoes. If they do, they don't do it for long."

"I heard him yell, "
'Begone, THOT!' After this chick tried to get his drunk a$$ to buy her a drink last night at the club. Funniest shit. Guess he swallowed the red pill."

"He's a black-widow eater, in him being so wealthy, respectable, and handsome, that femme fatales are always flocking to him to try to seduce him.

"National Geographic presents to you, the bane of the black widow and femme fatale in general...Introducing the black widow-eater, a rare, exotic, lethal and yet, growing breed of man. The exact opposite of a soyboy, cuck, and simp."

"Black widow-eaters can make good husbands, because they know what they want. And many want wives and will rebuke other women until the right female comes along.
by LunaForLunch September 25, 2020
mugGet the Black widow-eater mug.

black light test

Using a black light to test a piece of furniture, clothes, etc. for traces of body fluids
I was gonna buy this couch off Craigslist, but it failed the black light test so I decided to pass.
by Childish Jaredino November 25, 2015
mugGet the black light test mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email