Taint My Hood

When a dude rubs his taint on a ladies hood.

Mark, whilst rubbing his taint all over Mary's hood, made her cry out repeatedly, "taint my hood."

by thedirtymaker November 16, 2011

choke my fairy

To masturbate.

To express disbelief.

Used in relation to rp & mmo

Developed one night while playing the mmo game Rift. An ability mages have is to silence a spell caster after the tank has aggro, forcing the caster to run to and attack the tank. This makes it easier for the tank to hold aggro while the dps kills the mobs.

Ron was so horny after his success in D&D, he had to choke his fairy.

After hearing of the latest budget cuts, I exclaimed, "Well choke my fairy." during the meeting.

by thornwood October 7, 2011

My Little Pony

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is an animated children's television series based on the fourth incarnation of Hasbro's My Little Pony franchise. The series follows a studious unicorn pony named Twilight Sparkle and her friends, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and her dragon assistant Spike. They travel on adventures and help others around Equestria, solving problems with their friendships.

Brony: Hey bro, did you watch My Little Pony before? That show rocks!

Non-Brony: I have actually never heard lf that show before... I'll check it out!

Brony: You definitely should!

by Cookie muffin May 19, 2023

the dick of my balls

In reference to one’s penis.

She kept staring at the dick of my balls.

I need to pee out of the dick of my balls.

40 ounce in my lap and it’s freezin’ the dick of my balls.

I’m thinking about getting enlargement surgery for the dick of my balls.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

my singing monsters

HEY HANDLER HELPERS

my singing monsters

by mazztom June 16, 2023

You are my sunshine

when you having hot sex with someone, and then you need to piss, so you force your lover to stare you straight in the dick, and then you let it loose, while shining a flashlight through the piss to make it shine gold like the sun. very common among young teens

person #1: you are my sunshine
person #2: aww tha- AAAGHHH *gargle gargle*

by peenflation March 12, 2023