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Jobbed

its past tense for having a blow job
ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me
by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019
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job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet
by Yonddj December 1, 2020
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cape job

As a hairstylist or barber you preform fellatio under the cape .
Amy gave Nick a cape job when he came in for a haircut .
by Bigandbouncy April 11, 2025
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Good Job Felicia

When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"
"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"
by Titan_Platinum November 29, 2015
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Grump Job

A blow job performed with Game Grumps playing in the background instead of Netflix.
I gave my boyfriend the hottest Grump job during the Wind Waker let’s play last night
by Pink Rival December 12, 2018
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No job

by Clem315 May 29, 2019
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Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.
Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what
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