Knobber job

Someone who is so fucking stupid you don’t even know what to call him

“Manny you fucking knobber job”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.

Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.

by Weird kinks April 28, 2022

rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019

Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals

Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?

by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024

Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.

Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018