Jesse James

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.

Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James

by Toby511 May 20, 2025

Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

Hellybron James

A word used to describe something that's confusing you or a term that used to produce excitement.

Henry: Wait, what the hellybron james did you just say?

by rizzy0000 July 10, 2025

Shabron James

Shabron James is Lebron James' little brother. He used to be human but now he is just a sticky green ball.

yo what's up shabron james you're better than lebron

by Gilbert21471207 October 17, 2025

Little James Jizzer

When you take a trip to Epstein’s Island (Little James Island) and ejaculate on the building in the middle of the island

“Me and my boy took a trip to our birthplace and pulled a Little James Jizzer on my masters island”

by Appsych November 6, 2025

Gummy James

a funny, gummy-bear shaped man who likes drinking mountain doo and organizing carts for Albertsons. Also known for his incredible gummy gif, and iconic Gummy James album.

Gummy James: Oh I'm a Gummy James, yes I'm a Gummy James. Oh I'm a gummy, tummy, jummy, funny-looking Gummy James.

by amagoink0 November 14, 2025

The James game

You need a friend to play this one person says someone’s name and the other person has to say it louder than them and continue I tell the person whose name you are saying notices and the last person who said it loses

Want to play the James game

by Mr EL November 29, 2025